What is the weirdest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?

it was a safari theme room...I'll leave it at that:)...What is the weirdest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?
walked drunk and naked from the bathroom to my bed in front of my bff and the bouncer she brought back from the barWhat is the weirdest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?
smoked meth, screwed, smoked meth, screwed, smoked meth, screwed..........





bad thing is we'd traveled out of state to go to the casino but didn't leave the room for 3 days...or good thing, I'm just sayin'...
stayed in the room with the automatic car un-locker while my dad went to get the suitcase and everytime he would un-lock the car I would lock it again!!!
walk a bit drunk in the room, sleep. have a bubbles bath and let the bubbles fill the room
Crawled around on my hands and knees to make sure it was baby safe. We found a bottle of whiskey tucked up under the sink.
Hotel or whoretell? Big difference.
I don't about weird but it seems to turn my otherwise uninterested husband on.
I threw up on the mirror. It was nasty and took a long time to clean up ewww
Nothing . . . . YET. I'll get back with you on this one. I've got plans!! ha ha
Got busy with my hubby.
licked a wall.......
Slept.
slept....
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