What's the craziest thing you ever found in a hotel room and where was it?

3 oz of cocaine, $3,300.00 in cash and two 9mm uzzi's under a mattress.What's the craziest thing you ever found in a hotel room and where was it?
2 porno magazines in the nightstand nest to the Gideons Bible.What's the craziest thing you ever found in a hotel room and where was it?
a dildo in the bathtub at a hotel in las vegas.......eww.
a trail of ants walking up the wall
fresh blood stains on the bed sheets! i'm not lying!!! it freaked me out!!
a hairy mattress. it was pretty gross.
A used condom in the mini fridge.