Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Shouldn't Gideons have coupons in the back of the Bibles they put in hotel rooms?

At least then you'd get something out of it. Other than that, it's just a doorstop or a paperweight.Shouldn't Gideons have coupons in the back of the Bibles they put in hotel rooms?
sounds like a pearl has been cast before a swineShouldn't Gideons have coupons in the back of the Bibles they put in hotel rooms?
Like what?





10% off your next exorcism?





Free pro-life placard at the next rally?
Makes one helluva coaster. No pun intended.
It would be really handy if they could put the local Domino's number on the inside flyleaf....otherwise, what use is it even taking it out of the drawer?
nice... may you find peace... too late for gray matter...


you have right to think it is a doorstop, you have no right to rip others for believing otherwise, live and let believe...


I actually feel sorry for you.. so much free time, so little brain...


EDIT: I am a Buddhist monk, wrong again, skipper... try harder next time...
I was at a motel when some Gideons showed up with some bibles to give to the manager to put in the rooms. He wouldn't take them and they gave me one instead. I felt so honored! They pulled up in a black SUV all in dark suits, looking all trim and well put together and solemn.


It was like the bible mafia! It was so cool! I still have that little bible to this day!


(My wife lost hers... but she always thought the Gideon Guys were (her words) very adorable! She said they looked so lost...(considering the area, I hope they were!!!)
No, the greatest wealth comes from reading the bible.

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